Hammering, Mozzie Bites and some arse-crack of a piece of work! Schmickles!

Hey Blanchettes,

Hope all is well in the funky worlds in which you live. Doyle has sunburn today. I went to the Beach at Torre yesterday, and the bastard sun was so strong, I have now got a burnt red face, and slightly less burnt upper body. My arms are a weird browney-red colour too. My lips have burnt too, are very sore and a bit swollen. Damn the sun!

Anyhew, was rudely awoken at 8am by the lunatic woman upstairs. She's got builders in to reconstruct her kitchen after she set fire to it with olive oil. So since 8am they've been using a hammer and chilsel thingy to take ll the tiles off the wall. BLOODY NOISY BASTARDS!!!

Went to exam for Economic Translation. Portuguese to English was a breeze. English to Portuguese looked a mess, and the word order etc., was all wrong. Ah well... not like it counts to anything! lol I've got a devil essay on Tourism in Portugal to do, hopefully I'll get it done by tomorrow. Not that it matters as it's a Bank Holiday tomorrow and on Thursday, so I'll have no option to hand it in before I get back for Mark's birthday. I've asked Mike to ask her if I can hand the work in via e-mail. I wouldn't usually, but needs must! lol Anyway it's a total pain in the arse. I'm just writing any old bollocks and hoping it'll see me through. I'm doing package holidays at the moment. I'm gonna move onto hunting or some other godforsaken thing next...

Computer keeps turning itself off. Did it thins time just as I had finished a paragraph of text about resort hotels. BUGGER! So re-wrote it but with less effort, so it's now a bit crapper, so I copied a photo of a hotel off the internet and bobbed it in. She'll never know! lol

Have been bitten by more mozzies. I now have a bite the size of a digestive biscuit on my arm, which has a 20p-sized raised lump in the middle of it with pink and red speckles on it. Looks like I've been shooting up or sommat! Well it is only to pass the time... :-P

Anyway, should be off really,

Love yas and leave yas!

Ben xxx

PS Jacs got back to me and said it's dead for shifts in July and August, but she'd look at fitting me in for a couple of Saturdays! Brillo pads! x