I well can't be arsed

I've said it before and I'll say it again!

WHY OH WHY DID I CHOOSE TO DO A DEGREE IN SPANISH?

I pity the fool who trys to speak Spanish!! Meh, I worked out that I've
only got 13 more days at FT until Christmas! Praise be! I can't wait to get
to get back to the UK for a while! Mmmmm English food!!

I'm looking forward to meeting up with some people when I'm back, missing
all my friends loads, and I'm missing having a good night out! I might try
this Friday to have a night out, you never know I might get talking to some
people!! You never know unless you try eh?!

Need to go and get my hair cut soon too!! As many of you know, when it gets
long it looks like a f**king mess, pardon my French, and I'm having some
serious wingage going on on the sides of my head. It looks like a massive
bodyform pad. #Ooo-o-o-oooo... Bodyform... Bodyform for yooooouuu!" whilst
she running madly around a beach (well, that's the early 90s version!). Why
do manufacturers of panty pads and tampons belittle women by showing those
adverts? It like saying "Hey, yeah, you're on your period but wear out
panty pads and you can go abseiling or handgliding or [insert random
high-thrill sport here]" do these women only do these things when they're
on they're using these panty pads?

God knows where <i>that</i> random thought came from...

Hey just discovered that out coffee vending machine at work uses real
beans!! I saw the man filling it up today and he spilt a few beans on the
floor! And it's only 30¢ (only 20p!) a go. At one point (and at these
prices) I was drinking about 10 cups a day. That's when I w'bored! I was
buzzing around the office like a kingfisher zipping from desk to desk like
a nob, and speaking gibberish Spanish! lol

If I'm honest, I'm just killing time with this blogpost. I've actually got
a nice big stack of orderforms to do and that 68 page translation is still
saying "Tradúceme a español... tienes que hacerme ahora... no escribes su
blog...." I'm obviously going into some sort of parallel universe of doom!

Parallel universe of doom in other languages:

Spanish: ¡Un universo paralelo condenado!
Portuguese: Um universo paralelo condenado!
Catalan/Valencian: Un univers paral·lel condemnat!

Well, I had to guess the Catalan one as I don't speak it, but I think it's
right. I just whack the Spanish through the Catalan spellchecker and it
usually works ok for tiny sentences...

Well, best go do some work!!!

Bye!
¡Adiós!
Adeu!
Adéus!
Ciao!
Sayonara!

Well, you get the picture! No more timewasting!

Ben xxxxxx