Me duelen los ojos :·(

MY GOD! How hard is it to sleep sometimes? I was just managing to drop off when my phone rang. It was Mark telling me that some bastard had nicked his bike from outside work!

I can't believe it sometimes!! It was locked up and everything, so they'd come along with bolt cutters and chopped right through the lock. The gall of some people. I can never understand why people think that it is their God-given right to take everything that people own. Those people never achieve anything with their lives, and never earn anything themselves. They thieve, steal and mug for all their "purchases". What makes people think that they have the right to nick something? It's such a sad situation. In Salford, some degenerates say *adopting Scally Salford accent* "orrrrrr,ee-yah, am gonna tax your bike", or such like. What is the menaing of "tax" in this sentence? Sure a tax is a payment incurred from when you need to pay someone for doing a service for you? "Well, thank you that's a brilliant service. I don't mind using my bike to pay the scally tax, so that our local drug dealers don't fall destitute."

Nobs.

I hate thieving scally bastards.